So I was half asleep on the way home, and thinking about my Pathfinder character Lennel, who's a bard, and came up with a silly pun/play on words. It goes like this:
Lennel: Ai! Eithannen i 'ardhon!
Audience: Man? I 'ardhon eithannen?
Lennel: Eithannen i 'ardhon!

Now imagine a phat beat playing in the background. It was so much more clever when I'd just woken up...